Adrian Beltre is a beautiful human. And at 38-years-old, he is still making beautiful plays like this one at third base.
Oh, how I was going to savage the Dodgers in this silly little exercise. When the clock struck 1:00 p.m. PT, they had two new left-handed relievers, and both of them were buy-low guys they are assuming can be polished up. Tony Watson isn’t really close to the All-Star he was a couple years ago, and Cingrani is a befuddling mess. On the one hand, the Dodgers are the team that’s turned Brandon Morrow into a late-inning monster. On the other hand, tick tock. Better fix them before the postseason.
It was an underwhelming cavalry for a team that could be forgiven for assuming they didn’t need any substantial upgrades.
You can read why I think this makes the Dodgers winners over here. The short version: They’re going to have a four-man rotation in the postseason. That’s so danged huge for them. They’ve needed that for years, and now they have it. Terrifying.
I can tell that I’m not going to get anywhere with this line of Cheap USA Soccer Jerseys questioning, so I change the subject and ask Marlins Man if he’s excited that the All-Star Game is in Miami.
He is excited. So are the nine Mermaids he’s bringing with him, he Cheap UK NFL Jerseys says. Mermaids is the name he’s given to women he finds attractive and brings to games, since that’s what the Marlins called their cheerleading squad until the team disbanded it in 2012.